It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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