fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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