Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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