we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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