All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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