what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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