He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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