Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
