Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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