i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Four minutes until I can fart!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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