i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
There's always time for handjobs
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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