She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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