Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Sophijoe hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(925): View more from California

it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.

Fav 6 767 1149
share tweet
(678): View more from Georgia

There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.

Fav 53 4711 979
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(318): View more from Louisiana

Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.

Fav 12 4164 838
share tweet
(407): View more from Florida

I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city

Fav 32 6467 1355
share tweet
(630): View more from Illinois

There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.

Fav 19 1781 2738
share tweet
(313): View more from Michigan

I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.

Fav 6 2106 1002
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl

Fav 63 1126 12772
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(716): View more from New York

I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.

Fav 5 434 497
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(608): View more from Wisconsin

It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.

Fav 0 20 34
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT