It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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