the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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