This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize