Hey man sorry I got all grabby
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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