I'm going to jail i love you
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I fill condoms, not promises.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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