Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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