ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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