I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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