im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Oh god it's open bar.
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