Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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