so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
it glows. i had to have it.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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