Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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