I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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