oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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