Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Randomize
