remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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