Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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