We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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