Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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