may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
The feeling are messing with the penis
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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