hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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