Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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