brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Porn is love you can see.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It's shark week go big or go home
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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