It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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