Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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