I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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