Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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