Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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