So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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