if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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