It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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