I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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