I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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