Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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