When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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