what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
did i just pee glitter
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