am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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