i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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